How To Capitalize 8 Mins of Fame
Do you guys smell that? It's the smell of victory. Looks like this guy, AKA Liping Juanito Gomez Sanchez Huang, has won funniest Squarespace website in the TYT contest. You can check out the video here:
I love getting compliments, specially from hosts of the biggest online news show. Shout out to TYT!
I still can't believe I got picked for this. I mean, I know I'm funny but not like winning-a-contest funny. Now that I've gotten a gazillion shout outs and new followers (About 4), it's time to milk this dry.
I'm wondering what would be the best course of action to capitalize on my 8 minutes of fame. I've already seen the Youtube comments saying that I look like Kim Jong Un. And believe me, that's one of the better ones. There's nothing wrong with being a dictator, but the man's haircut is so ugly. And you know, the forced labor and crimes against human rights is pretty bad.
The best thing I can do at this moment is to make a sex tape. Have you seen Kim Kardashian's? I didn't because I didn't want to buy the tape, but it shouldn't be that hard. If all it takes is bending down and waiting a couple of minutes, I'm in. And out. In and out.
Who wouldn't do that? The b*tch has a bloody multi-million dollar empire.
I'm so excited! I'm getting a T-shirt, something to put on my resume, and a video to reference how hilarious I am. I'm fresh out of high school and I'm already on fire. Can't wait to rub it in front of everyone's faces during the reunion in ten years! I just hope that the people I hate are still alive in the future.
Man, it feels good to win! I'm usually all for being humble and everything, but not when you win like something big!
Can't wait to tell my parents. Although it'll be hard to explain what a website is, what The Young Turks is, and what the heck Squarespace is. But they'll be proud I won something other than a hot dog competition.
Should I start making T-Shirts to sell to people? What about a Kickstarter to kick start my dreams of becoming Ryan Gosling's stunt double?
Am I being too ambitious? Probably. But it's good to win something. You feel like you can accomplish anything! Except fixing the current conflicts in the Middle East. That's hard.
SUMMARY: Winning rocks. Kim Kardashian is an amazing role model. Peace in the Middle East ya'll.